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Silence is the best response to a fool.
I do not get drunk- When I get I’m awesome.
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
Time is precious waste it wisely.
Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
My life my rules. _|_
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me…
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
When nothing goes right… Go left!
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
God is really creative, I mean…just look at me!!!
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Born to express not to impress.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
Every day is a second chance.
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Life must go on 🙂
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
Drink Triple, See Double, & Act SINGLE.
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Save water drink beer.
Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…
I got less but I got best!
Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!
True friends don’t judge each other they judge other people together
If Humanity Is The Last War, Then I Am The Battlefield.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
you will never have anything you don’t respect, including lot’s of money.
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
yesterday i did nothing and today i’m finishing what i did yesterday.
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If plan ‘A’ didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
May god bless you, sick and shameful life.
I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast
life is short, but what are you achieve that is long laster time
i don’t take right decision, i take decision and make them right…
start finding love. Or a new best friend.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding
I wonder how many people come to temple with their undeleted browser history.
Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
Whats ap? Get up….. Move up
Here I got another fool reading this.
Men shouldn’t hide weakness, they should kill it.
Cheat on your girlfriends, not on your workouts.
Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!!
Be proud, but never satisfied.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
Second place is just a spot for the first looser.
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.
Obsession is what lazy people call dedication.
i do it because i can, i can because i want to, i want to because you said i couldn’t
3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
I was pro life before I met you.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Marriage means silent suicide.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
The pain of today is the victory of tomorrow.
Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
Dear Good Boys,do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
Girls, if he start crying while admitting his mistakes.Please stop throwing tantrums & forgive him.Boys never cry for every next girl.
“I am single, because i haven’t found someone who deserves ME”
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World.
BUT Maths, At-least, has LOGIC
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’m still single. :p
Life becomes romantic when someone start looking silently but life becomes moreromanticwhen someone start reading those eyes.
Words that spoiled many boys’ life …. ‘Dude she’s looking at you.’
you`ll never loose women by chasing money. But you`ll loose money by chasing women.
Latest research: “Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend….!!!” But Which Girlfriend…? That is still a topic of research!
I am NeVer Gonna stop Fall in In Love WiD U..
Stop checking my DP and Status Go & love ur GF..
My GF’s an earth sign. I am a water sign. Together we make mud.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Dear sleep, we had problems when I was younger.. but I love you now
The best way to save your money is; forget who you borrowed it from.
Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple
People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters Source
Never lose focus of what you want for yourself.
Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you.
I think I like who I am becoming
Expect nothing and appreciate everything
Don’t Think Too Much, You’ll Create a Problem That Wasn’t Even There
Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will
There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive
Just because I don’t start the conversation doesn’t mean I’m not dying to talk to you
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect..
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.