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We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die….
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Love is that ,which can never explained
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
I can see you checking my WhatsApp status. B)
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
Forget the failures and work hard for success,,
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Am going to Make my Status…………. better you too Focus on your Status only.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Eat… sleep…. regret……repeat. 😛
In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
Born to express not to impress.
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😛
Whattsapp status is loading.
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
When nothing goes right… Go left!
Learning how to learn is life’s most important skill.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
You can do anything, but not everything.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Humility is attentive patience.
I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.
I am not lucky. I am blessed.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Not always “Available”.. try your Luck..
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